star wars

[dropgoal3]

a female in our office has never seen any (yes you here right ANY) of these films please tell me what her punishment should be

[Trojanfarce]

Lock her in a (Jabba the) Hut, make her Chew Bacca all night and then beat her with a light saber. Failing that just make her sit through the Director's cut of Attack of the Clones - punishment enough IMH!

[The Wanderer]

I could go on forever with this one but here are the basics of her punishment.

1 Eat Yoda,s sh*t

2 Lick Darth Vader's face

3 Be jabba The Huts b*tch for a year

4 Shampoo and Rinse Chewbacca ... twice

I could go on but that should make her realise how stupid she is for never watching Star Wars.

[RENPEN21]

I agree with Wanderer..

5. Be thrown into the Sarlaac Pit

6. If that doesn't scare her thrown her in with the Rancor

7. Freeze her in carbonite

8. Make her French Kiss Bib Fortuna

[whiskeysheri]

I'm scared to admit that I haven't either x

[RENPEN21]

Where do you live i'm coming for you ..Arghhhhhhh !!

[The Wanderer]

Oh no whiskey, i was hust begining to like you. how have you survived without it? You can redeem yourself by renting all of them out tonight and come back to us tomorrow after you have stayed awake all night watching them or you better get your shampoo ready!!!

[vehelpfulguy]

So dropgoal3 wants to kill people who have not seen Goonies and punish people who have not seen Star Wars.

Since when have we had a "cinema police"

I bet there are a host of "great" films that they have not seen, do we suggest them being punished for that.

Lighten up.

[chazza]

I've never seen any either, should i start with the first one made or episode 1?

[kick3m0n]

but guys...is it an age thing? Are we just oldies who were brought up on these films, so can now recite them word for word, yet harbour an uncontrollable sense of rage and disappointment at the prequels??

WS hire them out now and enjoy them (the original 3, that is). They're impossible not to like.

[RENPEN21]

message to vehelpfulguy i'm a member of the bad message posting police.

And your nicked my son.

Think it's fair to say Dropgoal3 is having a bit of fun, look at the intrest and posts this has generated, though thats what this site was for.

[dropgoal3]

IM 22 and have seen them all and my son who is only 1 will se them all it is law

[zipadeedodah]

Punishment?! No she needs congratulating! I can't imagine anything more boring than sitting through even one Star Wars film! Zzzzzz

[Craig007]

dropgoal i bet u put Jedi as your religion on the last census as well didnt u!

[kick3m0n]

vhg....have you strayed onto this topic from Hysterical Rants??? Or is it Big Pants week for you? Clearly this is light hearted, I don't think he literally wants to kill people who've not seen it, do you? So it's not dg3 who needs to lighten up.

[kick3m0n]

Craig - everyone in our house did!! lol.

[dropgoal3]

no i didnt as i would never dream of impersonating my one and true god

[Loosehead]

Whiskey, I find your lack of faith disturbing, uses the force to pinch neck!

[Funkylizzard]

I found out shortly into dating my now 'hubby to be' that he hadn't seen any of them either!! (shock horror!!) our relationship was touch and go for a while but with a little coaxing and patience I soon sorted educated him to the ways of the Jedi....(let alone how to handle his light sabre!!!) x

[Craig007]

*shakes head in dis-belief and leaves this thread for ever*

:o)

[littleoldme]

Star Wars films? Meh - they're OK I suppose, if you like that sort of thing. ;-)

* lights blue touchpaper and retires to safe distance*