HELP! Venue Change - My Life Story

[China Doll]

Morning All,

I'm very confused. Going to see My Life Story tonight and they were supposed to be playing at The Mean Fiddler but I got told last night they've moved it to London Astoria.

My tickets say both venues. I've just done a quick google search and although the links confirmed the venue change the address for The Mean Fiddler and London Astoria is the same.

So are The Mean Fiddler & London Astoria the same place? Has it actually been moved? Am I just going insane or very confused? (Actually, scratch the last one!)

Cheers,
China xx

[Goodsoulette]

Mean Fiddler own the Astoria. Its on the Charing Cross Road (i think thats the street name)next to that huge sex shop. Its on a corner and its a brilliant brilliant venue.

[China Doll]

Thanks so much GoodSoulette, sorry I didn't get a chance to say this Friday but you really helped! xx

[cascarelli]

Nah, sorry, can't help you China..........







what?

[China Doll]

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Closest thing to sticking my fingers up at you as I could manage!

[cascarelli]

What's wrong???




Just trying to be helpful!! Honestly, some people are soooo ungrateful. You go out of your way to help them and you just get abuse. The younger generation today, no manners.......

[China Doll]

And the older generation are so b100dy slow on the uptake....

But you're right, where are my manners?! How rude of me... Sorry Mr Cascarelli, would you like my seat? You're looking a little bent over there? Shall I get you a blanket to keep your knees warm? And perhaps later we can wheel you around the park and you can feed the birds... I'll help you on to a bench.

[cascarelli]

That's very kind of you Ms Doll. Thanks for the offer of your seat....I have to admit I have been admiring it.



The bench certainly looks inviting. Will you sit with me a while? Kit kat?

[China Doll]

It's Miss actually, I'm not a divorcee. And I hate the term Ms.

Well of course I'll sit with you Mr Cascarelli, I never mock the afflicted or the aged and you are clearly both... ;0P

I'll pass on the kit kat thanks tho. But do you have any hob nobs? Pass me your thermos and I'll pour you some tea you dear old biddy you...

The trees are nice here don't you think?

[cascarelli]

Yes, it can be hard sometimes being old and infirm but I manage.

Hey, get your hands off my hob nobs.

I've noticed you down here before looking at the trees. Come on, what's the fascination?

Nice coat.

[China Doll]

The elderly and infirm aren't very good at sharing I've noticed!

I like walking by rivers. I'm very fond of willow trees by the water. That's sad but true actually.

Thank you... I was going to just get a jacket coat thing but I went for a longer version. This one has feely bits on the inside too. It's very warm.

[cascarelli]

Well I don't know where you get that idea from?

There's a park I know about quite close by that has great trees and a lake, though you do have to be careful of the fish.

I was just thinking about shuffling off home. Don't you just hate it when your email stops working all of a sudden? Still, there's a job for tomorrow to sort that out!

[China Doll]

No... I can't imagine.

If you look directly down in to the lake can you see the fish swimming at the bottom? I think I've been there. It's rather surreal.

Well I'm late for a meeting so I'm going to have to run now too Cas. You wanna get your email sorted sweetheart, mine went down the other day and caused no end of strife. Mind you, how technically minded are the elderly and infirm? Just a thought... ;0P Goodnight m'dear.

[cascarelli]

Crazzeeeeeee like a fox......................



or is it a monkey? I always get the two mixed up.

Do you want your medication now dear? Bend over

[cascarelli]

Oh, and stars would be appreciated. Thanks!

[China Doll]

When you give me a good answer I'll consider rating it Cas me old dear.

And as the ageing and infirm man that you are (discussed up there ^^^^) I rather think it'd be you in need of the supositry (sp)... mght help with the verbal diahorrear you're suffering from too ;0P

I love these little chats we have.

[cascarelli]

Oh, I have to give a proper answer to get some stars??? Erm...........................

I think its in London

Will that do?

I do have some hob nobs. I find bribery often helps. Feel free.

[China Doll]

In London? Really? You reckon??!! Stars will still not be forthcoming m'dear!

No... today I'd like a kit kat ;0P

[cascarelli]

Ooh, you're so harsh. Are you always this strict?

Yes, you're in luck, I have a kit kat too. It's the bigger bar, can you manage four fingers? You'll have to ask nicely though, and I'll expect stars.............

[China Doll]

Rarely. I'm actually a very nice person really. Honest.

No I'll half it with you, not mad keen on kit kats. (Or did you just make a dirty joke that's gone sailing over my head??)

Ok.... there's some stars ^^^^^^ what? You never said where the stars should be.... ;0P

[cascarelli]

What joke? No, do explain.


Right, give me the kit kat back. No stars - no kit kat. It's the only way you'll learn. I can see I'm going to have to clamp down on you. It'll be a painful process but you'll thank me for it eventually.