The regulars are in the 19th hole when suddenly in rushes a man looking very stressed. "Quick! Is there a doctor here?!" cries the man. One of the regulars stands up and says "Yes, I am a doctor, what is the problem?" "It's my wife" says the stressed guy, "She's been hit by a golf ball!" "Where has she been hit?" Asks the doctor. "Between the first and second holes" says the man. "It's not leaving a lot of room for a plaster is it" says the doc.