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and how was your day?
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mine? I had to leave work early to see an eye specialist. my appt was at 4pm, and I arrived at 3.40. at 4pm a couple came in and I heard them say "we're early" but they went straight through to see the same man! I had to sit until 4.40 when I was called.
so, I'm looking a bit p*ssed off. he said he hadn't known I was there, and apologised. he then handed me a black eye patch to cover my eye, and said (in a Chuckle Brothers manner), "if you can tell me a pirate joke, you get extra points!"
I nearly took HIS eye out!
so, I'm looking a bit p*ssed off. he said he hadn't known I was there, and apologised. he then handed me a black eye patch to cover my eye, and said (in a Chuckle Brothers manner), "if you can tell me a pirate joke, you get extra points!"
I nearly took HIS eye out!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Yes,I'm the same! I've had a long but quite warm day today.
It got a bit too warm at one point.By mid-afternoon in work I could have easily drunk a pint of cold lager.
Oooo now the evening has arrived I can now chill out.
Nothing on telly to interest me tonight,so I will just sit by the computer for a little while,and then do a couple of crosswords after.
There was something that surprised me earlier on in our conservatory.A fly just whizzed past me as I was sitting on a chair,and I could see there was another fly stuck to this bigger fly.I thought it was doing you-know-what.
But,no,it wasn't doing you-know-what!! This slightly bigger fly wasn't a bluebottle but sort of on the sleek and thin side.
It was actually eating the smaller fly,like a leech sucks the blood from any animal.Sorry if that sounds horrible,but I have never seen a fly eat another fly before.I didn't stay long though to see it all.
It got a bit too warm at one point.By mid-afternoon in work I could have easily drunk a pint of cold lager.
Oooo now the evening has arrived I can now chill out.
Nothing on telly to interest me tonight,so I will just sit by the computer for a little while,and then do a couple of crosswords after.
There was something that surprised me earlier on in our conservatory.A fly just whizzed past me as I was sitting on a chair,and I could see there was another fly stuck to this bigger fly.I thought it was doing you-know-what.
But,no,it wasn't doing you-know-what!! This slightly bigger fly wasn't a bluebottle but sort of on the sleek and thin side.
It was actually eating the smaller fly,like a leech sucks the blood from any animal.Sorry if that sounds horrible,but I have never seen a fly eat another fly before.I didn't stay long though to see it all.
ee well iv had a smashing day :| not!
iv just bin told by someone who isnt family that last friday my dad had an operation!
the stupid F&%^*$R HADN TOLD ME! but he had told someone at work!
talk about family trust ey?
so iv been fumming all day and have just had a screamin fight with him and my mum :) i feel so happy
iv just bin told by someone who isnt family that last friday my dad had an operation!
the stupid F&%^*$R HADN TOLD ME! but he had told someone at work!
talk about family trust ey?
so iv been fumming all day and have just had a screamin fight with him and my mum :) i feel so happy
Just thrown in the deep end a bit today and nothing was straight forward or owt I'd been trained on so the noggin took a bit of a battering in the thinking on my feet department. Plus two of the guys I spoke to went in to some detail about their symptons... really, really yucky detail and it put me off my afternoon fruit. Then it took me nearly 2 and a half hours to get home and I found three very horrible letters waiting for me of the financial kind so all in all I'm just ******* dandy! :c(
hold on - I'll see if I can get a link...
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It took him half an hour to get his top on!!
It took him half an hour to get his top on!!
Hi Sassy.
Nope, not free. I still can't use Jogger Me, so I have to sneak out of the Dungeon as DungeonJayne.
I got a new "out of the Dungeon" name lined up, as we discussed a few days ago. I've called myself ...
"minxy-jayne3"
But I'm getting used to DungeonJayne, so I may not use the other one. But, if I can't get JoggerJayne back, and minxy-jayne3 appears, well that's me.
I only finished work at [checks time] 8.45, so wine o�clock is almost three hours late today. Mind you, I think I was trolleyed from Friday afternoon until Sunday night, so that might not be a bad thing.
I�m just wondering what to have for dinner. I�m in one of those �hungry, but can�t be bothered to cook� moods. I just fancy having a shag and going to bed but �
� well, the first bits not going to happen is it.
btw, I'm still really grateful for looking out for me when I got banged up in the Dungeon. I was a bit scared that nobody would notice that I was gone.
J x
Nope, not free. I still can't use Jogger Me, so I have to sneak out of the Dungeon as DungeonJayne.
I got a new "out of the Dungeon" name lined up, as we discussed a few days ago. I've called myself ...
"minxy-jayne3"
But I'm getting used to DungeonJayne, so I may not use the other one. But, if I can't get JoggerJayne back, and minxy-jayne3 appears, well that's me.
I only finished work at [checks time] 8.45, so wine o�clock is almost three hours late today. Mind you, I think I was trolleyed from Friday afternoon until Sunday night, so that might not be a bad thing.
I�m just wondering what to have for dinner. I�m in one of those �hungry, but can�t be bothered to cook� moods. I just fancy having a shag and going to bed but �
� well, the first bits not going to happen is it.
btw, I'm still really grateful for looking out for me when I got banged up in the Dungeon. I was a bit scared that nobody would notice that I was gone.
J x