Doctor's waiting room

[Ian1]

The doctor's waiting room was full when this loud-mouthed woman walks in and sits down.

She looks round and sees this other woman she knows and shouts out in a loud voice "Hello Mrs Jones, I know why you called your daughter Daisy cos you're always thinking about flowers.

"She looks round again and sees this other woman she knows and shouts out "Hello Mrs Smith, I know why you called your daughter Penny cos you're always think about money".

Just then this woman in the corner jumps up, grabs her daughters arm and walks out saying "Come on Fanny, we haven't come here to be insulted".