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Mad Over 50's Club now open
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Good evening once again everyone, hope you are all well.
Tonight's buffet is a simple affair (been very busy) an assortment of open sandwiches, mixed salads and home made coleslaw. Dessert is a fruits of the forest pavlova.
Tonight's Tailcock is Wow, lively and not to be forgotten in a hurry.
I don't bring Rofl prizes tonight (shall explain soon) but....for each male a Trophy engraved to their particular talent - 'Best Bard', 'Plumber par Excellence' etc.
All the ladies have a hand tied bouquet.
So let the evening commence.
Tonight's buffet is a simple affair (been very busy) an assortment of open sandwiches, mixed salads and home made coleslaw. Dessert is a fruits of the forest pavlova.
Tonight's Tailcock is Wow, lively and not to be forgotten in a hurry.
I don't bring Rofl prizes tonight (shall explain soon) but....for each male a Trophy engraved to their particular talent - 'Best Bard', 'Plumber par Excellence' etc.
All the ladies have a hand tied bouquet.
So let the evening commence.
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I have a small announcement to make - please don't take this as a flounce of any kind, ever since the Club began I have loved my involvement and in truth it got me through many a dark lonely weekend, but our lives are ever changing and I feel that the changes in mine do not allow me to be as hands on as much as I would like. I would like to spend a bit more time with Alfie and of course my family.
I know any decision re the continuation of the Club as a whole belongs to LadyAlex and hope she understands my reasons here, if it were to continue, then I would love to pop by for a drink now and then - just wondered whether like many a good sit com, we have run our course. Would be sad for it to became routine and repetitive.
Your thoughts and input are welcome and my apologis to Milady for doing this at what I know is a difficult time for her.
I know any decision re the continuation of the Club as a whole belongs to LadyAlex and hope she understands my reasons here, if it were to continue, then I would love to pop by for a drink now and then - just wondered whether like many a good sit com, we have run our course. Would be sad for it to became routine and repetitive.
Your thoughts and input are welcome and my apologis to Milady for doing this at what I know is a difficult time for her.
Good Evening to you fair all.
I shall endeavour to replace your contribution to the Riffle, dear Mamya. I know times in the scullery are hard and good staff are hard to come by. May I recommend Rod, hard and stiff as he is.
Anyway for the riffle:
1 Fish and Chips fork, one tine missing
1 bent dart
1 comb, hen missing
1 Arrow marked “Made in France” therefore bent
1 pair of Dividers minus ½ the pair
1 French long camera lens, broken
1 pair of step ladders minus a step
1 French court writ
1 pair of binoculars, one part missing
1 monocle, glass missing
1 Alge-bra Text Book page. Q.22 - If X has two breasts and Y has two breasts, how many breasts does Lady A have? Answers on photographic paper. How many nipples are there all together?
I shall endeavour to replace your contribution to the Riffle, dear Mamya. I know times in the scullery are hard and good staff are hard to come by. May I recommend Rod, hard and stiff as he is.
Anyway for the riffle:
1 Fish and Chips fork, one tine missing
1 bent dart
1 comb, hen missing
1 Arrow marked “Made in France” therefore bent
1 pair of Dividers minus ½ the pair
1 French long camera lens, broken
1 pair of step ladders minus a step
1 French court writ
1 pair of binoculars, one part missing
1 monocle, glass missing
1 Alge-bra Text Book page. Q.22 - If X has two breasts and Y has two breasts, how many breasts does Lady A have? Answers on photographic paper. How many nipples are there all together?
A very good evening all. where's that buttle bloke, I need a bucket of WOW[i. For the Rofl, I have brought a kitchen stool [i]only one leg left on it I'm afraid[i] Sixteen rubber bands [i]only slightly perished] and a rear bumper, suitable for a 1961 Volkeswagen Beetle.
Your matronship did you see my request for your goodnight thread later ?.
Your matronship did you see my request for your goodnight thread later ?.
Good evening, Matron & guests. I am also unable to provide rofl prizes as I've been very busy.
In light of Matron's news, I wonder if now is a good time for me to put forward my resignation from the post of Butler?
I too have enjoyed my time here with some wonderful people, but am increasingly busy & don't feel able to guarantee my presence every week.
It would indeed be very pleasant to be able to call in for a drink as a guest occasionally :-)
I'm around & about this evening, so shall endeavour to serve tailcocks & generally buttle as usual, but please forgive any tardiness.
In light of Matron's news, I wonder if now is a good time for me to put forward my resignation from the post of Butler?
I too have enjoyed my time here with some wonderful people, but am increasingly busy & don't feel able to guarantee my presence every week.
It would indeed be very pleasant to be able to call in for a drink as a guest occasionally :-)
I'm around & about this evening, so shall endeavour to serve tailcocks & generally buttle as usual, but please forgive any tardiness.
Caught unawares as the odes were to one Croc tonight but here goes:
The time soon comes for parting,
And our Castle time is at an end,
Mamya, the rest of your life is starting,
And we Mad50s have no time at all to spend.
You knew one day you'd have to go,
But thought you'd have more time.
We can't reverse time's one-way Moat flow,
But at least you'll have this rhyme.
You had your shining moments,
Upon this Castle's maddened stage,
And in our book of wonderments,
Mamya, you'll never be just another page.
Like the exploding of a Polar star,
You've changed us in and out,
Your caring light will travel with us far,
Past when all other Castle lights go out.
Where's the Wow and the Buffet by the way?
The time soon comes for parting,
And our Castle time is at an end,
Mamya, the rest of your life is starting,
And we Mad50s have no time at all to spend.
You knew one day you'd have to go,
But thought you'd have more time.
We can't reverse time's one-way Moat flow,
But at least you'll have this rhyme.
You had your shining moments,
Upon this Castle's maddened stage,
And in our book of wonderments,
Mamya, you'll never be just another page.
Like the exploding of a Polar star,
You've changed us in and out,
Your caring light will travel with us far,
Past when all other Castle lights go out.
Where's the Wow and the Buffet by the way?
