I Don't Think I Am Wanted

[mrs_overall]

This afternoon I pootled along to the open day of a certain organisation (which shall remain nameless) to see what they had to offer, with a view to possibly joining. (Before anyone thinks to quip, NO it wasn't the AA!)
They seemed like a friendly bunch and after a cuppa and a chat I gathered up some leaflets and left.
I had parked my car by a row of derelict garages and as I approached it I was aware that someone was behind me. I half turned and saw it was a man wearing an anorak/parka with the hood up and he said "Give me your keys."
In a split second I spun around into a defensive stance and was just about to plant a fist full of keys into his eyes when I realised it was one of the organisers of the open day - English is not his first language.
He fearfully backed away very slowly and said " I said will we see you next week?"
Somehow I don't think so.

[grasscarp]

Was it a rehabilitation of offenders meeting?

[Old_Geezer]

I dunno, it sounds like he wanted you.

[mrs_overall]

grasscarop - cheek!

OG - I am used to it , they all do ;-)

[Psybbo]

Looks like your car was, good to see mrs_overtaken xx

[Svejk]

was it for the hard of hearing?

[aelmpvw]

good job your irish minder wasn't there, it could have got nasty

[mrs_overall]

psybbs, he would have been very desperate to want my rust bucket xx

sweaty, what was that again?

ael, I'll have you know I taught that woman everything she knows. Well, apart from knee biting as I am a bit too tall for that

[tonyav]

yeah and I still have the bruises.

[gness]

That'll teach you to laugh and ask if I'm off my trolley, MrAV......☺

[Psybbo]

That sounds quite frightening, was the area deserted?

[tonyav]

gness
That'll teach you to laugh and ask if I'm off my trolley, MrAV......☺


Doh, she's turned up !.

[gness]

It is since word of the mad woman got round, Psyb...x

[mrs_overall]

adds scrivens' name to the book...but only in pencil this time

[marval]

It wasn't the llama owners association was it?

[mrs_overall]

shhhhhhh marval....don't mention them. There is a lull in the llama discussions in the Overall household at the moment

[marval]

I only whispered Mrs O

[tonyav]

none on the front lawn then, mrs o ?.

[mrs_overall]

tony, no, just those three ornamental sheep he moves around on a daily basis. I am sure we are the laughing stock of the neighbours.