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marval | 21:37 Sat 22nd Sep 2018 | Jokes
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I have just walked past a pub called the Dog Inn. I can’t imagine the shenanigans that go on in their car park.

I just rang the emergency services and said, “There’s just been an explosion at the prosthetic limb factory where I work.” They asked, “Is it bad, sir?” I said, “Don’t worry, it looks a lot worse than it is.”

I have got two friends called William Hill. What are the odds?

I came a long way in therapy with my weird obsession of using shapes and numbers, but yesterday I slipped up. Now I am back to square one.

My friend said he has got a new job, but all he does is sit at a computer all day every day. Is that I.T?

I rather enjoy breakdancing. It is just a shame it never leaves me any time to eat my lunch.

I was just about to buy a new roll of black-bin bags, then I thought, what’s the point? All I seem to do is throw them away.

My daughter wanted a rocking horse for her birthday but I could only find one that sings pop.

They say that there is a bullet out there with your name on it. That is why I have lived my whole life in fear, because my surname is Armour-Piercing.

I have just witnessed an argument between a shirt and a V-neck. It was top banter.

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Our Doctor was called Michael Jackson, we saw him when we felt Bad. (Actually that's true!)
09:46 Mon 24th Sep 2018
LOL, some crackers there marval.
Lol!
Ha-ha very good.
Plenty to keep me sniggering...............
V good
Lol great stuff
Our Doctor was called Michael Jackson, we saw him when we felt Bad. (Actually that's true!)
Omg lol
Thanks for the BA, when a friend asked if we saw him when we felt Bad, it had to be explained to me that it was a song!

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