Police

[marval]

I got stopped by a copper last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?"
I said, "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979."


Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are vanishing into thin air.
Police say they have several leads.


Police knocked at my door last night and said, " Sorry for troubling you sir, but can we have a quick word?"
I said, "Velocity?"


I remember when the policeman asked me if I was going to come quietly.
I said, "I'll try, but those handcuffs really excite me."


Today, I was amazed when I found out the hard way how police now stop criminals.
I was stunned.


I got arrested today. It seems you can shorten "Sergeant" to "Sarge", but you can't do the same with "Constable".


If you get stopped by the police in the car and they get you to wind the window down and ask, "Do you know why we pulled you over, sir?"
Apparently, "Did you forget?" isn't a suitable answer.


A policeman stopped me the other day and said, "I'd like you to blow into this bag sir."
I said, "What for officer?"
He replied, "My chips are too hot."

[excelsior-1]

very good, marval

[tonyav]

Very Tim Vine marval, but also very good.

[starone]

I love these marval. They are very good and what is more, new to me.

[Georgiesmum]

A lady got stopped by the police because she was caught knitting while she was driving. The policeman drew up along side her and said pull over pull over.
The lady said "No socks!"

[marval]

Good one georgiesmum