For sale sign

[monodge]

i have to do a for sale sign for my friend's car and i was wondering if anyone could come up with a really inventive, funny one for me.i want to take the **** out of his car!here are the details he gave me:WRX lookalike, (its a white subaru impreza), all electrics, 82000miles, 17 inch OZ Gemini alloys, apex 40mm lowering springs, 5 inch scorpion exhaust, fully adjustable dark blue Sparco  torino bucket seats, sparco strut brace, cotton green induction kit,LED tail lights, uprated EBC green stuff brake pads & EBC dimpled & grooved discs, kenwood radio, tape, 10 cd changer. just serviced.need to have it done by half three today.Thanks!