Scotch Eggs Anyone?

[diddlydo]

If you live in a Tier 3 area and love Scotch eggs I suggest you stock up now before "wet pubs" corner the market so they can legally open and serve "a substantial meal".

[Theland]

I'm on a diet. Will a !ettjce !eat do?

[diddlydo]

Not sure Theland - you'd better ask Michael Gove.

[Theland]

And then the thought police might arrive :-

'' Scuse me Sir, but I have to measure your meal to see if it is substantial.''

[waterboatman]

I make my own!

[emmie]

i have gone off them,

[Theland]

'' I'm sorry Sir, but I am required by law to stick my finger in your grub, and see if it complies with regulation 236 sub section 5a clause 4. ''

[1ozzy]

Third floor balcony?
Scotch eggs?
Wet pubs?

Please explain

I sort of understand the substantial meal bit

[emmie]

1ozzy if you can wade through this it might explain

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1730526.html

[Theland]

Ozzy, our dear country has been infected with an insanity virus, and the madmen have taken over the asylum.

[emmie]

not quite theland, there is way to go yet.

[Theland]

Thought for the day :-

''SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!''

[1ozzy]

And while there're doing the something they should be doing

Please make the best Scotch Eggs ever and sell them.

I'd buy a couple

[DTCwordfan]

a wet pub - a lot of the UK prohibited booze sales as folk under the influence were ignoring the distancing rules and adding to the problem of spreading this blasted virus. Now, in certain areas, they are allowed to open if they serve a substantial meal (hence wet pubs) and there's been a debate about what is substantial - scotch eggs are deemed as okay.... the other debate is how long can one stretch a meal out for. Hours of opening have been limited as well.

[emmie]

our local doesn't serve them, and doubt will be open at any rate, their food when they are is second rate

[Theland]

'' One Scotch egg, six pints of lager, a double whiskey please.''

[emmie]

doesn't work like i don;t think theland.

[bobbinwales]

But your wrong again diddlydoo as pub's in Tier 3 areas in England are not allowed to open AT ALL (except maybe takeaways) irregardless of whether they could offer suvstantial meals

[1ozzy]

//irregardless of whether they could offer suvstantial meals//

Which brings me back to

Are Scotch Eggs a substantial meal?
If so, how many do you need to eat
I'd hate to end up like this bloke

[emmie]

no they are not 1ozzy.

[diddlydo]

My mistake - I should have said Tier 2.