Nelson Mandela

[Rondy]

Nelson Mandela was sat at home enjoying a cold Castle Beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it , he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling.
" You sign! You sign!" and behind him is a large truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. " You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him , "Look you have obviously got the wrong man" and shuts the door in his face.
Next day he hears a knock at the door again, when he opens it the Chinese man is back again with a huge truck full of Brake Pads. He thrusts the clipboard under Nelsons nose, yelling "You sign you sign!" Nelson is getting a bit hacked off by now and he pushes the little man back, shouting "Look go away! you have got the wrong man, I don't want them!" again he slams the door in his face.
The following day the Chinese man is back again, this time with a truck full of car parts , "You Sign !You sign!" This time Nelson really loses it and picks him up and yells at him " Look I don't want them ! do you understand ? You must have the wrong name! who do you want to deliver these to?"
The Chinese man looks puzzled , consults his clipboard and says ---------------------------------

" WHAT YOU NOT NISSAN MAIN DEALER?"