Condoms

[Rondy]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keptthe same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
*** condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
Hamlet condoms – Happiness is a condom called Hamlet
L’Oreal condoms – Because I’m worth it
AT&T condoms – Reach out and touch someone
Visa condoms – Its everywhere you want to be
Federal Express condoms - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
American Express condoms – Don’t leave home without it
Access condoms – Your flexible friend
Castlemaine condoms - Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else.
Esso condoms – Put a tiger in your tank
Hallmark condoms - When you care enough to send the very best

[davebro]

Quite funny - but a bit stretched in parts.

[Ken4155]

Aldi condoms - for those cheap one night stands

[Canary42]

One from the past - You're never alone with a Strand condom

[fbg40]

Not really an answer but something my late Mum said : "Did you know that Dave and Gordon have both bought condoms in Florida !" She was referring to family I have in Canada - of course she meant Condos ! Was funny at the time.
FBG40