A Conversation

[marval]

I was having a conversation with the window cleaner today when my partner said, “It is not normal to talk to a bottle of cillit bang.”

I am being sued over copyright issues after the naming of my Uk Based Trachea distribution company British Airways

I started my new job as a clown today, and I found my feet immediately. Not surprising, really, they are bright red and absolutely enormous.

My dad used to hate technology but now he gives lectures on his idea of a bicycle with a reverse gear. Talk about back-pedaling.

I have been writing songs, each one about different baked goods. I am on a roll at the moment.

I started my new job as a football manager and the first thing I brought was a new defender. My old Land Rover was starting to look a bit shabby.

I gave my pet bird a haircut, now he thinks he is James Bond He is certainly a shorn canary.

It has been reported that companies will not employ new university graduates unless they achieve a degree of 2:1 or better. This means that all ballerinas have now dropped out of their courses as all they can get is a 2:2.

Never buy diamonds from a shady leprechaun. You get sham rocks.

My friend makes pound coins. He does some sterling work.

[Patsy33]

Loved the one about the canary, a real tweet!

[Canary42]

/// a shorn canary ///

Not me, I'm bald.

[jno]

ha, students used to call the second-grade degree a Desmond.