Mother of the Year?

[joeluke]

Daughter pregnant at 15, mother pleased because it's likely to mean they'll get a bigger council house

You couldn't make it up

http://www.dailymail....tml?ito=feeds-newsxml

"Despite that her daughter is now four-months pregnant, Janis says Soya had been using the contraceptive pill and the couple won't be sharing a bed until her daughter turns 16 in January because 'the law is the law'.

I guess this was an immaculate conception then?

[Ankou]

seems her mother has a vested interest in getting her daughter publicity

2008: http://www.closeronli...but-shes-dieting.aspx

[Wrongn3mber]

Those pictures are sick and the mother is sick, anything for money including what is effectively wh*ring out her daughter just to follow the katie Price/barbie Girl syndrome gravy train?

[pa___ul3]

and so the mail so disgusted at her modelling in skimpy clothes at 12 it shows the pictures!!!???
I was just going to remark on the girl's daft name before that!

[Wrongn3mber]

"I was just going to remark on the girl's daft name before that!" Lol, i was so swept away by the story i didn't even look at her name till you mentioned it. Looks like the mother has a very different way of thinking to "normal folk" judging by what she's named her girl.

[mccfluff]

i think this mother could be a contender for the title

http://www.dailymail....iscated-car-keys.html

[jake-the-peg]

Your dead right Paul

What a bunch of hypocrites!

[lcg]

oooh...you beat me to it, joeluke. the bits that made me laugh were that she teaches her children discipline (! looks like it's working, eh?), has given them the most absurd names (soya, tarot, coco, ritzy and jake - i take it he was the first child!) and wants a bigger council house! i think until she (the mother) demonstrates she has two brains cells (to bang together) that she should be put out to work to pay for her utter idiocy and get nothing off the stat for being so stupid. i honestly p*ssed myself laughing out loud when i read this story x

[pa___ul3]

well if no one else is going to make the jokes....

It would seem that Soya has been tainted by contact with meat.

Those photos of Soya are practically Quornographic!!

[Wrongn3mber]

Lol, your talents being wasted and your future's in standup paul3!

[Ankou]

her twin brother tofu admits that it is tasteless and bland.

[R1Geezer]

All pretty standard stuff, career move these days. Just stop giving them free dosh to spend on white lighting and snout. It's so obvious but no one seems to see.

[Brenden]

She also said that now we can probably be rehoused to a 5 bedroom accomodation - did she not - not forgetting she is unemployed.

[NOX]

I'm not a person who usually judges anyone else's way to live but poor poor kid:(

[Jillius]

it makes me sick. If I had tons of kids, or if my 16 year old daughter got pregnant no-one would give us a bigger house and more money. I sometimes wonder why we work our socks off when we see families like this getting everything for nothing.

[Wrongn3mber]

"
Ankou
her twin brother tofu admits that it is tasteless and bland." Lol the comedic stage beckons ankou!

[funnygirl]

My god she looks more than 15!

[rockyracoon]

Definitely Funnygirl, at first i thought the picture on the left was her now, and the one on the right her mother.