Caption please.

[anotheoldgit]

http://i.dailymail.co...00578-943_634x418.jpg

Hey no more for me thanks, are you trying to take advantage of me? I'm a married man you know.

[annadomino]

Just like that, or was it like that?

[Philtaz]

"And then, after all his false promises Cleggy bent over and took one for the team from me...."

[Zeuhl]

Put your botty over here so I can warm my hands

[marval]

No, I can only manage one of you at a time.

[Zeuhl]

Have any of you gals ever killed a chap?

[pa___ul3]

"ey, ey, ey, caaalm down, caaalm down!" he's heard lasses love a scouse accent you see!

[douglas9401]

Look for yourself, no blood here.

[douglas9401]

How do you girls do it? I find I have to wear gloves for the smallest task or it's back to cuticle hell.

[andy-hughes]

Come and sit over here girly, I'll show you what a real pistol looks like, you naughty little soldier-ette you!!!

[Zeuhl]

I know Afghanistan like the back of my hand... $H1T! what's that?

[I.Don No]

I know, I know, I'm sorry, I just can't help being a complete twonk.

[douglas9401]

These coffee cups are great! They double up as a room heater.

[Ankou]

8 iraqi's walk into a bar, er no hang on, er 1, 2, 3 4, ...... ten! yes, ten iraqi's walk into a bar. oh hang on, they could have been iranians...... ten iranians or irish people...... er er.....

[craft1948]

"That's 5 in Gordon Brown speak"

[WyeDyed]

And, hey presto! The defence budget's gone.

[Frank97]

This war thing is just hell on my cuticles.

[Ankou]

ten green beret's sitting on the dole,
ten green berets sitting on the dole,
and in one quick flash with the coalition cuts
there'll be twenty green berets sitting on the dole

twenty green berets....

[ichkeria]

"...and the old dears, I'm told, put their hands over a non-existent gas fire. Just like that"

[douglas9401]

Now we're at that point in the conversation where I can't say any more about Liam and his best man, more than my job's worth.