Praise the lord

[marval]

A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.”

This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.”

One morning the atheist overheard his neighbour praying for food, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch.

The next morning the lady screamed, “Praise the Lord, who gave me this food.”

The neighbour laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed “it wasn’t the Lord, it was me.”

The lady without missing a beat screamed “praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!”

[Kiki-frog]

LOL That's really funny, marval. Now I dare you to post it in Religion & Spirituality putting some AB names in. No, on second thoughts, better not

[marval]

Ooh shall I? Perhaps not it might upset some people.

[Kiki-frog]

Nothing like a good scrap on a Friday afternoon. Set us all up for the weekend.

[tonyav]

LOL, I like it. Dare ya kiki.

[marval]

Yes, I could do with a good laugh.

[albaqwerty]

LOL love it!!!!

[Kiki-frog]

No, no, no, no, no!!! Not me, tony, marval's going to do it. Go on, Marval, I'm right behind you

<makes a run for the nearest exit>

[marval]

Stop running Kiki, I have decided for the coward's option.

[albaqwerty]

anyone got a throwaway name which they won't mind being banned?
I don't. I'm too much of a wimp to go and get one.

[starone]

Kiki is well behind you - using you as a shield marval. lol - really funny.

[tonyav]

C'mon grow some, and post it lol.

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, I am sooooooo tempted

[marval]

I think it had better stay in Jokes, I am not brave enough for B&S.

[marval]

But if anyone else is brave enough, feel free.

[tonyav]

You know you want to kiki.

[albaqwerty]

come to think of it, surely it can't be offensive to either side as the michael is being taken from both sides to some extent?

It's still bl00dy funny:-D

[Kiki-frog]

It's man's work, tony. On you go.

[marval]

Well no offence was meant.

[tonyav]

Oi, don't pull that one on me kiki. lol

[humbersloop]

Go on tone!