Andy...If UKIP get enough votes and MPs in May 2015, to put Farage into Number Ten, I will personally eat my hat, and yours, raw, with some salad cream perhaps ! We can call it a Hat Salad if you like.
By the way, on the subject of Status Quo, I saw them live in Swansea, when I was about 15, and I then saw them for a 2nd time, 20 years later, and their act hadn't changed at all. Not even one little bit.
Andy, at least the residents of Scotland have another choice in the Prime Ministerial stakes...and no, I don't mean Alex Salmond! I refer to the fact that, if they do opt for independence, there will be a subsequent general election in which all parties - not just the SNP - will have leaders in the race.
Thus, "none of the above", meaning the Englishmen listed already on this thread, should be sufficient to cause any rational Jock to vote "Yes!"
All over Scotland, mate, and, of course, all over England and the rest of the world, too! You're "talking" to one right here, as I'm sure you realise in your heart of hearts.