The Greek god Zeus was flying over a Greek island and noticed a naked German woman of some sixty years old, an ancient Emma Watson look-alike (
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02940/Potter-Hermione-Me_2940490c.jpg) washing herself, so he swooped down and made passionate Athenian love to her.
Then he said, "In 9 months you shall have a child and you shall call him Alexis Tsipras!"
And the woman replied, "In nine months, you shall have an uncontrollable rash and you shall call it Herpes à Lagarde."