Trump: State Visit To Birmingham!

[Zacs-Master]

It is apparently being discussed whether to move Trump's state visit to picturesque Birmingham. That should put him off ever returning, anyway.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/11/donald-trumps-state-visit-uk-may-moved-london-brexit-heartland/

[Buenchico]

I'd guess that Fox News might well be DT's preferred source of news. In which case he'll know that Birmingham is a no-go zone for all non-Muslims, won't he?

[Zacs-Master]

Good point Chris. I'll let someone else make reference to The Black Country.

[Old_Geezer]

That should go down well for international relations.

[aelmpvw]

he'll probably think he's going to Alabama

[ichkeria]

April 1st comes early this year :-)
So one idea for improving security is a 'mass rally' to accommodate the legions of Trump fans in Sparkbrook and Solihull : oh well, next best thing to staging the Olympics I guess.

[Zacs-Master]

Might be an Alternative Fact, Ich!

[Samjenko]

It wull be a bostin visit, let me tell yaouw, it wull be the bostin' visit ever.

[Khandro]

Birmingham is an obvious choice, much better golf courses;
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/family-kids-news/19-golf-courses-you-must-9383780

[Zacs-Master]

No doubt he'll squeeze 18 at the Belfry. He might even play golf too!

[douglas9401]

The Great Thinker may have been influenced by a film narrated by another tonsorially interesting American. I was convinced by the sincerity of the commentary. :)

[GenuineclAss]

Birmingham? That'll learn him!
Don't tell TonyAV!

[vortex]

What better venue is there to accommodate his ramblings but the Bull Ring Centre...

[anneasquith]

Birmingham doing London's dirty work .

[ichkeria]

Apparently the Principality Stafium is another possibility because some spotted that Cardiff also ticks the 'voted Brexit' and 'has a large stadium' boxes. I mean, honestly.
I wonder if the mention of Lindsey German, the CPGB ( neither did I), and as assortment of Egyptian and Venezuelan malcontents planning to 'stand up to Trump' is a none too subtle attempt by the DT to nonetheless stereotype the opposition. Our neighbours voted Brexit for example but they'd be joining the protests.

[ivor4781]

Buenchico
have you've been too Birmingham in the last 10 years ?
or are you judging it on its past reputation before billions were spent on the centre, have a day out there and get back to me .or are you a country "boy "at heart?

[ivor4781]

sorry buenchico that was for GenuineclAss

[Zacs-Master]

Birmingham has improved greatly in the last 10 years. Has the train station revamp been completed?

[Khandro]

Zacs; //No doubt he'll squeeze 18 at the Belfry. He might even play golf too!//
He has a handicap of 3 !! almost pro. standard.

[Zacs-Master]

Good for him. How does that relate to my comment?

[tamborine]

Only if HRH is there, as he wants to meet with her.