Do You Think 5 Years Was Excessive?

[Quangoid]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4635390/Woman-prison-officer-affair-inmate-jailed.html

[Quangoid]

For inmates who do not!

[Zacs-Master]

Eh? Inmates who do not.....what?

[Zacs-Master]

Ah, I see. So some inmates have dongles and some don't. Of course.

[Quangoid]

Have you been drinking?

[douglas9401]

Those that don't are dongless

[Zacs-Master]

They wouldn't need porn then Dooogie. ;-)

[EDDIE51]

As I know mobile phones are smuggled in I have to admit that getting a dongle in would be easier as they are smaller.

[Zacs-Master]

So,why smuggle in porn?

[trt]

#It really is starting to sound like jails here are essentially hotels#

They are,

Personally, I think her sentence is to harsh, when you consider how much some get for assault, robbery, causing death by drunk driving, drug suppliers etc.

[Smowball]

The mind boggles!! (Or dongles!)

[Mamyalynne]

Never mind paying for Porn - have they no imagination?

[albaqwerty]

imagination requires a brain. No brain means they do jail time surely?

(could phrase that better, but it's late and I'm tired :-D )

[Mamyalynne]

Valid point.

[EDDIE51]

Prisons are hotels?
http://www.insidetime.org/prisons-are-not-hotels/
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2011/jan/13/open-prison-no-holiday-camp

[Quangoid]

It;s probably hard to envision a romantic surrounded by mean faced drug crazed prisoners, 3 to cell, mayhem, stabbings and prison riots

[Mamyalynne]

You forgot 'Napalming'.

[Quangoid]

I feel very unclean and a little queasy just thinking about it if i'm frank.

[Zacs-Master]

Hello Frank. Fancy sharing a bunk?

[Quangoid]

Yes i've never heard of boiling sugar being used as a weapon. How do they boil sugar in their cells?

[douglas9401]

I'm outraged!