We Haven't Had One For A While.......

[ToraToraTora]

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[ToraToraTora]

Putin, "....don't tell her its borscht lunch"

[sevenOP]

Putin :"She's using barrier cream."

[Bigbad]

..... and the winner of this year’s “face like a well smacked bum” competition is.....

[spathiphyllum]

"Did he have to steal chips from my plate"

[Baldric]

She's taller than me, she's got more hair than me,
Why am I such a loser?

[spathiphyllum]

Just how it is, bald ric.

[Baldric]

Ha, Ha, you're doomed I tell you, Doomed!

[spathiphyllum]

:D

[Zacs-Master]

Putin: I bet she doesn’t look good topless on a horse.

[Tilly2]

TM...'Excuse me, I have wind...'

[Togo]

TM. "No, I do not want a bottle of perfume, thank you".

[shoota]

"Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles…"

[Patsy33]

"You're showing your true colours, Theresa"..

[ToraToraTora]

I'm disappointed ladies, I'm winning I'd hoped for better, dig deep!

[david small]

She..I wish I wasn’t here. He....I wish she wasn’t here.

[anotheoldgit]

It's a deal, State Visit it is then.

[douglas9401]

You win Mr President, annexing Crimea beats running through wheat fields hands down.

[DTCwordfan]

"The Foreign Office has always said that you were rather flaccid and limp"

[naomi24]

To be polite I'll stick the day out - but as dates go this isn't the best.

[ToraToraTora]

gotta give it to doug so far!