Viva Espania

[Chipchopper]

I popped into a bar in Spain for a refreshing glass of sangria and got talking to the owner of the bar. I noticed the back wall of the bar was adorned with the heads of several bulls, which had been stuffed and mounted high up along the wall.
Asking about the heads owner pointed at one of the heads and informed me that he had killed the bull in a bullfight in Barcelona and that he was once the greatest bullfighter in all of Spain.
He pointed at another and informed me: "zis one, I kill in Madrid and the next one, I kill in Seville, he was a very brave and put up a good fight to the very end".
"What about the big black one in the corner there" I asked and he became up set and said: "zis one, el toro we never talk about him" he said as he wiped his eyes.
Me: sorry Senior I said, "I didn't mean to cause you to be upset".
"He kill my brother" he blurted.
Me: "my apologies Senior, so was your brother also a courageous bull fighter ?".
No no he replied; "He was just sitting there having a tortilla at the table when it fall on him!"

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

Aww, it all come to a head...