Oh Dear Boris

[Bobbisox1]

That told me nothing at all, I waited and hoped you’d give us something ‘new’ yet everything you said, we’d been aware of already ......
Pleased he’s increased the fines to those that think they’re immune !

[10ClarionSt]

Well folks, I'm going for a game of golf tomorrow. Woo Hoo! I shall be taking the money off my playing partners, namely, Mr. Hook, Mr. Line and Mr. Sinker.

However, Bodging Boris, The Black Knight, said:
'It's a fact that it could have been catastrophic without the lockdown'
He could also have said:
It's a fact that it could have been no worse without the lockdown.
Cos nobody knows either way, do they?

[royfromaus]

Tilly2
Roy, what borders? Offa's Dyke and Hadrian's Wall?



?

[alavahalf]

I'm sure he said Wednesday before loons can chase balls around a field ..?

[maggiebee]

Opened his mouth and said nothing. Chocolate teapot.

[Togo]

Haha. Ta Bobster. Let me at em.

[Bobbisox1]

I have all the time in the world for answers good , bad or indifferent , it’s the ones that offer nowt but waspy stings that I can ignore Togo

[Bobbisox1]

Not you maggs btw , your opinion and your right to have that

[10ClarionSt]

Oh no he didn't! Anyway, I don't chase. Oh no, no, no, no, no, NO! Definitely no. That's no, BTW. Chasin's out! Golf's in. Woo Hoo!

[royfromaus]

How is it going in Scotland, Maggie?

[Mozz71]

//However, Bodging Boris, The Black Knight, said:
'It's a fact that it could have been catastrophic without the lockdown'
He could also have said:
It's a fact that it could have been no worse without the lockdown.
Cos nobody knows either way, do they?//

[royfromaus]

What not even Jim?

[Mozz71]

//However, Bodging Boris, The Black Knight, said:
'It's a fact that it could have been catastrophic without the lockdown'
He could also have said:
It's a fact that it could have been no worse without the lockdown.
Cos nobody knows either way, do they?//

No, we don't. Not that it stops you from criticising him at every opportunity.

[Mozz71]

Yup, I accidently pressed "answer now" too soon on that first one.

[jim360]

What more can Johnson tell us, I wonder? Now is not the time to come out of lockdown. It makes some sense to try and relax it a little, maybe giving some leeway will be enough to ensure the necessary compliance overall.

[royfromaus]

If you based in England but work in the devolved parts of the UK, how is that going to work travelling across the borders?




Anyone?

[jim360]

You'd presumably have to prioritise the rules in the area you work when you are working, and the area you live when you're living.

[Togo]

//Cos nobody knows either way, do they?//

Don't be daft....of course they do. Our resident, expert, epidemiologist would know....You know them.....the same expert individuals who become self taught advisers on every subject from finance to World trade, defence, and Parliamentary law overnight. Some even manage it whilst having no discernible means of support or legitimate vocation whilst sitting in their Mam's attic. They even seem able to attract a fan boy following. Strange times indeed.

[douglas9401]

The borders are notional, roy, but if anybody gets grief they'll have a tame constable supplied to ensure smooth passage as per the wishes of the Zipline Kid.

[tiggerblue10]

It was a question brought up on the BBC news Roy. If a person who lives in England but works in either Wales or Scotland, how will it work if Scotland and Wales are sticking to the stay at home rules.

[Bobbisox1]

Now I am confused :0/