Just read that The Shetland Isles have decided that they quite fancy independence from London and Edinburgh in particular. Good for them.
Shetlands today Orkneys tomorrow. Offer them a trade deal Boris they have got loads of "stuff" that comes in handy.
I think that the Shetlands and Orkney are moving towards the idea of becoming Crown dependencies, much like the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man, not part of the UK but still British.