Where Did He Spend Christmas ??

[gulliver1]

A News reporter asked Boris about his whereabouts for the last ten days .
Boris Stuttered ...."I've been in"....."I've been in ...err....this Country" then a nervous grin before he said
...."Where do you think I've Been" ........Then he quickly walks away .,, I suspect he went to Mustique...
.....................Where do his a/b supporters think he spent Christmas.?..............

[Bobbisox1]

He’s been here with me Gully and we had a simply spiffing time ;0)

[naomi24]

I couldn't care less where he spent Christmas. Why do you?

[maggiebee]

In a fridge??

[ichkeria]

No idea about this story, but if he WAS out of the country he should say so.
I don't care where he goes, as long as he doesn't lie about it.

[gulliver1]

Just interested to see if he obeyed the covid guide lines that he advised Joe Public to honour. As he did with the NO 10 Staff Christmas Party.
....Sort of one rule for the public.... and another for me.....just saying...

[naomi24]

What guidelines do you think he might have ignored?

[davebro]

Thought you'd have had him round at you house gully - being such good mates!

[gulliver1]

B/S 11.04... I know thats a lie... he wouldn't understand the Language

[mushroom25]

// if he obeyed the covid guide lines //

there's currently no legislation or guidelines limiting foreign travel, except those imposed by the destination country. if he did go to Mustique, the only rules currently in place relate to PCR testing before travel, after arrival and on transit via St Lucia or Barbados.

unless, of course, you know different?

[Bobbisox1]

Err I can be quite articulate y’knaa speshly roond the PM…like

[gulliver1]

I reckon Boris and Andrew Nipped out of the Country for few days,
.....For bit of you know what ..... and left Carrie holding the Baby.....

[Bobbisox1]

Moreover, did he have a tan? I think that ought to be taken into consideration in this ;0(

[mushroom25]

// I reckon Boris and Andrew Nipped out of the Country for few days,
.....For bit of you know what //

when the libel writs start arriving, i trust you're prepared to prove what you just said, in court, Gulliver?

[Bazile]

He was right here aboard HMS England .

Apparently he was on duty in the radar room , keeping a look out for those pesky enemies , the omicrons .

Rumour has it, he had to be releived sharpish as he says he couldn't understand all those blips and blobs on the radar screen

[gulliver1]

Or maybe he was a guest of...... Lord Goldsmith Again.

[gulliver1]

11.31 he would have been easily recognised .
He was the man wearing a high vis vest ,with his sleeves rolled up
... and a hay stack balanced on his head..

[Bobbisox1]

The tan, did he have a tan, I wanna know if he had a tan :0/

[pat2604]

It's something I would never even think about. Why would I. Who cares! I presume the people that need to know knew. That's all that matters.

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https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1476140358711009281

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