I'm Beginning To Like This Guy!

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[Atheist]

Have we really fallen to this level where humans cannot talk openly to each other about their feelings, desires etc? There's no unsheathing of swords, no whipping off of codpieces (or bodices, for that matter).
Are any of the female ABers here upset by my comments?

[Mamyalynne]

Be a little surprised - I only nipped in to buy a cauliflower.

[andy-hughes]

Atheist - I have been a student of human nature all my life and I have learned two things about women.

One - If you ask every woman you meet if she wants to have sex with her, and she is at all aware of anything, she will have already pegged you for the desperate numbers-playing sad excuse for a human being you so clearly are, because let's face it, if you never had one iota if respect for yourself, that means you can't have any for her.

And two -

If a woman you don't know is interested in having sex with you, she will let you know.

If she isn't letting you know, simply being insensitive enough to ask her anyway is not going to change mind.

[Atheist]

Mamy...when I saw your name pop up I presumed I was going to be humiliated by a perceptive demolition of my jejune outlook on life, women etc...
As it is, I haven't a clue. I'll act as though you have done that very thing. Thank you.

[Ellipsis]

I picture Atheist walking down Oxford Street on a busy Saturday afternoon, "politely" asking literally every woman he meets whether she will have sex with him.

And five yards behind him, another Atheist, doing the same thing. Still politely, of course.

And five yards behind that second Atheist, a third Atheist - still the height of politeness - repeating the act.

What's the problem, eh?

[Atheist]

Andy; if you've only learned two things about women then you may have much more to learn. I understand your attitude to my posts, but don't be too judgmental. I've been married for 42 years and never cheated. I stopped counting when I got to thirty-four in 1974.

[tonyav]

I picture Atheist with a perpetual Black eye and broken nose.

[Atheist]

Ellipsis; amusing image, but I have never done that.

[Atheist]

Tony; it's the way you do it!
I notice that not one female ABer has popped up to have a go at me.
Having said that, I'm sure I'll get a black eye soon.

[Ellipsis]

Really Atheist? Why on earth not?

[andy-hughes]

Atheist - Your needy desire to advise me of your 'tally' merely re-enforces my perception of you.

You are an ego on legs.

Why not go and try to impress someone else, clearly you are failing on here.

[tonyav]

Welllll not all woman are single and husbands and boyfriends don't usually like weird creeps asking their wife / girlfriend if they would like to have sex with them. Could course Black eye (s) broken nose etc for the weird creep.

[Mamyalynne]

My aim was not to humiliate, people usually manage without any help.

[andy-hughes]

Atheist, I said I have learned two things about women.

I did not say I have learned only two things about women.

Try not to measure everyone else by your own microscopc standards.

[Atheist]

Thank you Mamy. If I have humlniated myself then so be it. I may have lowered my reputation here, but I don't feel humiliated, just disliked. That's life.

[Atheist]

Andy; maybe try not to insult people when you have a discussion or argument with them?

[Peter Pedant]

chrissakes stop squabbling
this thread is about Randy Andie and not....Andy

and I think..... everyone has acted in a dignified fashion - considering this is AB on a Friday night

[douglas9401]

Jaw-dropping. We're plumbing new depths tonight.

[Atheist]

I'm intrigued that I haven't been questioned or savaged by women ABers here. (Mamy is a woman but she's civil if a bit enigmatic to a simpleton like me).
I don't want to provoke response, but I'm surprised that it's so far only men who have reacted strongly against my posts.

[Atheist]

Sorry, all. I've provoked a derailment. I'll drop out. Night all.