As it’s an hour in and nobody has yet indulged your fantasy on this thread I’ll take pity and post.
You really ought to dispense with the Orwellian-metaphors in your weekly wet dream J Arthur-fest about the supposed prowess of the bumbling fool Johnson.
Furthermore, the phrase ‘opposition benches’ is obviously now somewhat blurred in light of the recent vote, their throng has been increased somewhat by 148.
What I did see was Starmer ridiculing the government benches for their recent quotes about the PM.
This from Sky News.
Sir Keir throws comments made by Tory MPs back at the prime minister.
"They are making a lot of noise now but I have a list of what his MPs really think of him," he says.
"Dragging everyone down - who said that? Come on, hands up?
"His authority is destroyed, come on hands up, which of you said that?
"Can't win back trust - they're all very quiet now."
He then moves on to his "personal favourite" from "a document circulated by his backbench in which they call him the Conservative Corbyn".
Pmsl, mighty bear looks more akin to Whinnie The Pooh if the comments from his own MP’s are anything to go by.