Business Trip

[Rondy]

A man checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so thought he would get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths.

He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Monique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So he is in his room and figures, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello ?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it."

"Bring everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound to you?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to dial 9."

[Tilly2]

Oops!

[Hopkirk]

Well done