Clever Dog

[Rondy]

A bloke walks into a pub and sees three men and a dog playing poker.

He says to the landlord, "flip me, that must be one clever dog."

"Not really", said the landlord. "Every time he gets a good hand his fliping tail starts wagging!"

[Ken4155]

Two lepers playing poker. One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off.

[Shaglene]

And the third leper cried his eyes out............

[DTCwordfan]

the fourth, they used for their dip to go with the beer and crackers the landlord had provided.