Fancy A New Job

[gulliver1]

The Tory Party are advertising a job position for someone to stop the media for saying what a load of Rubish this present Govt is.
The successful applicant requiresto be in constant communication with journalists and be able to generate only favourable Publicity for the Con Party and minimise negative publicity. They have not specified the size of the Barrel you would need and how big the scraper would have to be
.And need be Eton educated. Must be able to react rapidly to negative stories also essentially has to be a good liar.

[Peter Pedant]

new job as - - - spare to the Prince of Wales?
haw haw haw

tory party hack paid for by tories party funz
is unlikely to say " manifesto - very good in parts, education policy is a bit off the wall tho'"

I know ! I can apply ( and get!) for the part and change all by myself, reporting policy

[gulliver1]

The successful applicant also needs to wear Blinkers and also have very good Tunnel Vision.

[gulliver1]

PP @ 10.05 ....."Manifesto".....
Is that the thing that some old Ex Jounalist wrote . To get himself elected as PM . And then managed to tear it up the next day

[Peter Pedant]

Hi Gullz
Wilsons 1964 five year plan, didnt last as long

[Peter Pedant]

As it is I doubt anyone has a clue what you're talking about.
nope quite clear. re-read

doing a granny with pince nez saying - "what ARE you talking about?" seems to be a well worn AB trope

[Peter Pedant]

Yeah OK Gullz, Naomi has a point:

Old Etonian an advantage. References WILL be checked at all the clubs. must be able to lie with confidence. Fond of fondling and able to speak with feeling. Long history of scamming and deceiving essential. Ex prisoner ( fraud or deception) NOT a bar

yeah OK I think he must have been hyping this a little

[Hymie]

I thought TTT had the job already.