Fancy A New Job

[gulliver1]

The Tory Party are advertising a job position for someone to stop the media for saying what a load of Rubish this present Govt is.
The successful applicant requiresto be in constant communication with journalists and be able to generate only favourable Publicity for the Con Party and minimise negative publicity. They have not specified the size of the Barrel you would need and how big the scraper would have to be
.And need be Eton educated. Must be able to react rapidly to negative stories also essentially has to be a good liar.

[gulliver1]

Rumour has it That Boris Johnson,
has applied for the job.

[naomi24]

If you tell me the job title I'll try to find a report of it and post a link for you. As it is I doubt anyone has a clue what you're talking about.

[10ClarionSt]

I never fancied a new job before I retired. I worked at the local bakery where I was a Crumpet Puncher. It was my job to operate the machine that punches the holes in crumpets after they were baked. How else did you think the holes got into crumpets? Twas all down to me!

[ToraToraTora]

I think this is just another of Gully's wet dreams about Boris.
********************** Gully ❤️ Boris ***************************

[10ClarionSt]

...although it wouldn't surprise if the Tories are looking for a "good feel publicist". They've got to do something to try and reverse the truth, otherwise they could be kicked out of power.

[gulliver1]

TTT @ 09.24 Maybe you ought to apply for the Job .
........You certainly wouldn't need any training.....haha.

[gulliver1]

10c @ 09.30 "Otherwise they could be kicked out of power" ...did you mean to type.....
WILL be kicked out of power. ?

[ToraToraTora]

09:31, Gully, I am in the party, you don't know what job I do already.

[naomi24]

What's the job title, Gulliver?

[ToraToraTora]

Gully: "10c @ 09.30 "Otherwise they could be kicked out of power" ...did you mean to type.....
WILL be kicked out of power. ? " - poor old Gully, even lefties like 10cs know that a Labour victory in 2024 is unlikely.

[10ClarionSt]

It's not difficult to figure out, is it? I've said it lots of times before on here. Labour need to win Scotland to gain an overall majority. I expect Labour to win back most, if not all, of the Red Wall seats but that will only leave NOM.

[Deskdiary]

Political party advertises a job shocker.

Move along, nothing to see here.

[ichkeria]

The Tories' only hope is that the large number of undecideds decide largely in their favour.
Otherwise Scotland or not they are going to get a kicking.
I'm not sure that anti-strike legislation etc will be as popular a move as people think. When a party/government has been in power for as long as this one (it'll have been 14 years give or take a few coalition LibDems by 2024) they start looking for "popular" legislation - or ideas - which they hope will keep them in power a bit longer.
By 2024 Rishi Sunak will no longer be the "new broom" additionally" and will already be tainted by being in the top office.
It doesn't look good.

[gulliver1]

NM @ 09.38 "Professional Liar Wanted "
....,,,,Must be Tory Radicalised. and fully trained by ...Boris Johnson...

[ToraToraTora]

10cs: "It's not difficult to figure out, is it? I've said it lots of times before on here. Labour need to win Scotland to gain an overall majority. I expect Labour to win back most, if not all, of the Red Wall seats but that will only leave NOM. " - Yes you have said that and it's right and I agree that NOM is the best Labour can achieve. Gully still likes to believe Labour are a shoe in.

[drmorgans]

The job wouldn't pay enough for Bozo. Maybe wifey could do it WFH.

[ichkeria]

You'd hope for the sake of the Conservative party that they aren't as complacent as that.

[naomi24]

Gulliver, I've told you before. I have a name. Use it.

[THECORBYLOON]

The vacancy is for Head of Press, https://isw.changeworknow.co.uk/cchq/vms/e/careers/positions/dF6WzkWEXkJ6cB00DgPRd3

[naomi24]

//The main purpose of this role is to ensure the effective running of the press office//

There you have it. Another non-story from Gulliver. Thanks Corby.