//How do the smug experts know how "instantaneous" it was,...//
I'm certainly no expert and it's true that nobody has survived such an event to tell the tale. But all the theoretical modelling and what little evidence there is of events like this suggests that implosions at great depths are instantaneous. The slightest weakness in the structure of the vessel, it seems, results in catastrophic and instantaneous collapse. If I had to wager, I doubt there was much creaking and groaning before the implosion. Here's a couple of views from people who probably would be considered experts:
https://news.northeastern.edu/2023/06/23/oceangate-titan-submersible-implosion/
https://nypost.com/2023/06/22/titan-submersible-implosion-likely-so-fast-victims-never-knew-expert/
Expert Ofer Ketter said the implosion would occur within a millisecond, if not a nanosecond, if something breached the hull of the vessel to cause a loss in pressure.
“They never knew it happened,” he said of the five victims. “Which is actually very positive in this very negative situation.”
“It was instantaneous — before even their brain could even send a type of message to their body that they’re having pain,” Ketter, co-founder of a private submersible company called Sub-Merge, told The Post from Costa Rica.