Touching Cloth

[Scanning]

I work in an open plan office. Just wondering if anyone else does this. I'm very perturbed by the state of the work toilets, not only do i think they are very unhygienic but I do wonder if the cleaners actually clean the toilets properly. I do not ever go when i need to do a, to put it politely..Number 2, I would normally hold out and wait till i get home in the evening. Was wondering if holding on pretty much all day (from noon till 6!)is bad for my health?.
Having often found that I am touching cloth when I'm rushing to get the key in the front door aching to get to the great white bowl of freedom.
Does anyone else do this?, what is more disturbing... recently there was talk of someone going into the toilet cubicle only to find lots of bits of dirty toilet paper stuck all over the walls!. OMG!
I can't believe anyone would do such a thing, more to the point WHY?

[mccfluff]

why not have a word with the cleaners?

[spinchimp]

Do you think most people don't read your other posts and link them up? Are you or are you not the manager? If you are, get the problem sorted. However you aren't are you, just an immature clown posting for a laugh.

[Scanning]

ahh spinchimp, good to see you yet again respond to my question. Immature clown?... yet to seem to respond EVERYTIME, do my question BOTHER you so much but you just can't help responding?. Are you really that bored that all you can do is hurl abuse my way, there are a lot of questions posted on this site, yet you seem to keep responding to mine spinchimp, I find it quite touching and I thank you... I think im in love!

[spinchimp]

I refer, as you know, to your posts 'sandals' comb-over' 'culling sessions' and 'greed', all of which address issues of concern to do with the inadequacies and shortcomings of your fellow workers.

[spinchimp]

No sunshine - I just like to make sure you know you have been rumbled.

[Scanning]

spinchimp, you're mentioning my previous posts, yet you still reply, I am asking questions and OBVIOUSLY my posts bother you, yet you still keep responding?... forgive me if I'm wrong but I really think you like them!

[spinchimp]

No I find them offensive. I always challenge offensiveness where I see it. Don't feel flattered.

[Scanning]

Well I do feel flattered, cause you keep responding, out of the hundreds of questions posted, you still seem attracted to mine and I once again thankyou. There are plenty of "others" that have given responses and STILL will as proven. No offense intended to you, and you are quite within your rights to ignore these questions spinchimp, yet you continue.
Makes rather interesting reading!

[LittleBishop]

maybe the toilet paper stuck to the walls was some kind of dirty protest against the general standard of hygiene in you loos?

[kazza12345]

your bowel habits make interesting reading? ppffttt!

[unruliejulie]

I think i know what scanning is saying. A lot of people don't like using work toilets or public toilets so wait until they get home even though it is, ahem , a struggle. Can you not try and go before you go into work???

[Starbar]

There's nothing that a few cups of tea and a fag won't sort out in the No2's department first thing in the morning !

[dml54]

Do you work 9-5?

[Starbar]

Who, why ?

[Pippa68]

Oh God ~ it's SRs brother!

[LittleBishop]

Would it be feasible to go home during your lunch break and curl one off in the comfort of your own bathroom?

[compman]

Hi Scanning - No comment

[noxlumos]

This guy is better value than the comedy channel. Your problem with the toilets accounts for why you're always so full of s**t then?

[Scanning]

Thanks for the responses. Hi compman, gutted, no answer from you LOL. Definately agree a lot of people won't use work toilets for that, or public toilets for that matter. Have tried going in the morning, but guess the body is into a routine!!!, must trian myself to change habit!, I don't smoke or drink tea - if that was going to help...will coffee do that?.. drink a lot of that, but doesn't effect my bowel movement at all i don't think!, do get headaches tho when holding on by around 4pm.
I don't work 9-5, normally in by 8 sometimes 7 and leave approx 6 most nights. I holding on that long bad for my health?
Lunchtime isn't really a feasible option to "curl" one out as it was politely put!!! so im a bit stuck! (pardon the pun!)
I agree about the "touching cloth" term, it is pretty crude, apologies!, but just needed to set the right mood, feeling of almost filling your underwear from not being able to hold on, the hot flush of when you really have to go right at the very moment, normally when im just running up the driveway trying to find my keys to get in the front door and running up the stairs while wiping the beads of sweat from my forehead.