Top Gear's Clarkson in more cack!

[R1Geezer]

After last nights howler about a burka it seems that Jezza is being warned to expect attacks from the followers of the religion of peace. Why can't they take a joke?

[naomi24]

She's 50, ummmm, and in 30 years of marriage her husband had never seen her face. You have to wonder if he'd ever seen the other bits, but they have children, so I expect he must have. :o)

[craft1948]

I love Clarkson too.....especially on Have I Got News For You........he does make me cringe sometimes though.

[ummmm]

Probably not....a life of KY and missionary.

[ummmm]

He'd be my number 1 dinner guest...

[McMouse]

There's no underwear beneath my burkha.

[naomi24]

Could be, ummmm. Incredible, isn't it? Must be very difficult to keep it up for 30 years - err ...so to speak. ;o)

[craft1948]

http://www.theanswerb...s/Question897848.html

[ummmm]

It's kinda hard to believe...Looking at someones face during sexy times can be a real turn on. You can also tell when you've hit the spot...

[Davethedog]

Although I think Clarkson has become a caricature of himself, he just says what an awful lot of people think or say in the company of friends. The incident obviously couldn't of happened, but JC obviously has "thoughts"

Let's not forget that it isn't the majority of Muslim womens wish to wear this, it is a religious conceit purely designed to stop men having racey thoughts about women.

[ummmm]

Surely they have an imagination....

[naomi24]

Ha ha! Very good Craft. :o)

Ummmm, actually when we were in the middle east recently, my husband said a pair of starlingly beautiful eyes looked at him from beneath a swathe of black - and he couldn't help wondering what else the shroud was concealing. Maybe this clothing is even more of an enticement to men's imaginations?

[naomi24]

*startlingly* beautiful eyes.

[ummmm]

Yes because they can look like a male fantasy..

[saxy_jag]

You know what they say, Naomi - you don't look at the mantelpiece whilst you're stoking the fire. ;-)

[Davethedog]

What about you look at the mantlepiece when you don't even know if there is a fire?

How do you know its a woman?

[saxy_jag]

Come on Dave. There are enough non-muslim people out there who call themselves women, and who have had children (so they must be women), but you know, you'd actually wonder from just looking at some of them. You just need to pay a visit to our local Tesco to see what I mean.

[Davethedog]

No you misunderstand me:

Of course the vast majority are women, but can you be that the one who's mantlepiece you are observing is a woman.

Remember that bomber who fled the country wearing a burka, I wonder if anyone looked at him and went "what lovely eyes"

[naomi24]

Ha ha! He only saw the mantlepiece, but he thought the fire beneath might have been rather attractive. How he thought he might locate it with his poker under all that lot is anyone's guess! :o)

[ummmm]

I was reading a link posted on here (can't find it) where a husband divorced his wife on the grounds that she was hairy. Apparently her parents had shown him a picture of her sister...

[naomi24]

Is this something like it?

http://www.stylelist....o-was-hidden-by-veil/