INdian taxi driver

[wildwood]

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Durban Cab Rank.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you Love, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Lovie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."

[Buenchico]

Indian?

That accent, as typed out, sounds more like Dublin than Delhi! ;-)

[berniecuddles]

and with that the women opened her legs and said "take it out of that" the driver replied "havent you got any thing smaller"

[moonraker558]

Bernie I am tempted to add to yours but I don't want to be banned. pmsl