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marval | 16:04 Thu 19th May 2011 | Jokes
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.

The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.
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Avatar Image berniecuddles
?????????
16:06 Thu 19th May 2011
Avatar Image slinky.kate
eh'
16:06 Thu 19th May 2011
Avatar Image Bobbisox
he=he marval...lol
16:06 Thu 19th May 2011
Avatar Image WuTang
heeheehahaaa
16:06 Thu 19th May 2011
Avatar Image berniecuddles
am i missing something??
16:07 Thu 19th May 2011
Avatar Image slinky.kate
oh''' i get it now,hahahahahahahaha
16:07 Thu 19th May 2011
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Avatar Image slinky.kate
bernie ,what rhymes with chuck ?
16:08 Thu 19th May 2011
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The farmer thought Chuck was going to f u c k his daughter
16:08 Thu 19th May 2011
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Oh dear, Bernie, you are. Try to think of a word which rhymes with Chuck.
16:08 Thu 19th May 2011
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in fact the shot gun whould be used on anybody who can't rhyme chuck in this joke

marval - blatant but funny.
18:36 Thu 19th May 2011
Avatar Image Jemisa
I liked it Marval :o)
22:05 Thu 19th May 2011
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lol .
22:08 Thu 19th May 2011

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