School Reunion.
A reunion was held at a girls school and three met up,discusssing their lives,since leaving.
The first one said "I have been lucky,we have 4 properties,a mansion,a foreign villa,a place in the country and one on the coast."
The second one said "We too have been lucky,we have 4 cars,a Rolls Royce,a BMW,an Audi and a small runabout."
The third one said "Well,I been very lucky,insomuch as the man I married is very well endowed.In fact when he has an erection,he can balance six canaries along his penis."
After about an hour,they met up again.
The first one said "I have to confess,we do have 4 properties,but the one on the coast is only a very old run-down beach hut."
The second one said " To be honest,I did fib,the runabout is actually an old go-kart"
The third one said "Well,whilst we are being honest with each other,I must admit that I did exaggerate a bit.Actually the sixth one has to stand on one leg "