Laugh !! I nearly did.

[Groupie]

Was out for a drive today and on the road, i saw a small, dead, baby ghost.

Although come to think of it, it might have been a handkerchief.

[Count-A-Strong]

Yes, I watched Michael McIntire last night too.

[micmak]

Is that supposed to be funny.

[berniecuddles]

pathetic like the bloke who said it last night!

[Mick-Talbot]

What The Funicular ... ? if McIntyre used that material, it's time to wave the Fluffing white hanky ... on a stick.

[cupid04]

Do you mean goat, you're KIDding aren't you?

[heathfield]

Not just the baby ghost that died?

[boxtops]

That was on the tv? that's feeble....

[moonraker558]

I bet groupie kept quiet now

[JonnyBoy12]

This joke has made me white as a sheet!