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carrust | 15:17 Tue 28th Jun 2011 | Jokes
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Call a woman with one leg shorter than the other???


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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers
15:57 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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Boom Boom.
15:58 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Bob!
16:00 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife
in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left
foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?

A Swiss Army wife.
16:01 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a milkman in high heels.

Dairy Queen.
16:05 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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Enjoy your tea
16:07 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call someone who has to make the tea?

2shortplanks.
16:13 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic.
16:18 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a Man wearing 2 raincoats in a Cemetery?

Max Bygraves.
16:29 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
16:31 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a woman who can balance a tray of beer glasses on her head whilst playing snooker?

Beatrix Potter.
16:33 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a man with a map on his head ?

Miles
16:35 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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what do you call a woman with an electric fire on her head?

or a man with a plank on his head?

or a man with three planks on his head?
16:37 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you call a blind deer?

No idea.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no idea!!
16:44 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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anita, edward, edward woodward

as if we hadnt heard these before......
16:46 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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What do you called a website with very old corny jokes on it?

AnswerBank Jokes!
16:47 Tue 28th Jun 2011

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