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craft1948 | 01:26 Tue 29th Nov 2011 | Jokes
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I phoned the police the other day, the operator said "What's the emergency?"

I said "There's two girls fighting over me"

"Okay" she said "Well what's the problem?"

I said "The fat one's winning"...................
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ha-ha. Very funny.
09:43 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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Oh cruel
10:40 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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HaHa
18:11 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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Good one
00:59 Wed 30th Nov 2011
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LIKE IT!
11:19 Wed 30th Nov 2011

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