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A stout woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
A drunk sitting nearby called out: ‘Where did you get that pig?’
‘It’s not a pig,’ snapped the woman. ‘It’s a duck.’
To which the drunk said ‘I was talking to the duck.’
A drunk sitting nearby called out: ‘Where did you get that pig?’
‘It’s not a pig,’ snapped the woman. ‘It’s a duck.’
To which the drunk said ‘I was talking to the duck.’
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