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Hymie | 21:21 Sat 07th Jan 2012 | Jokes

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A stout woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.

A drunk sitting nearby called out: ‘Where did you get that pig?’

‘It’s not a pig,’ snapped the woman. ‘It’s a duck.’

To which the drunk said ‘I was talking to the duck.’

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hehe

One of Dave Allen's jokes,he died about 500 years ago.

Must admit I've heard it before with various animals being used, but it's still a good joke.

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