The life of an egg...

[Jemisa]

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.

[tonyav]

I thought this joke would turn Eggsplosive.

[excelsior-1]

it might be hot where you are going .. i suggest you wear a shell suit

[marval]

I might have to scramble up a mountain instead.

[excelsior-1]

marval.

that would be an egg-stra-ordinary feat

[marval]

Yes, but I do like my eggs terri-fried

[excelsior-1]

well, that is to be egg-spected

[marval]

I am reading that lovely Dickens book Great Eggspectations

[excelsior-1]

i have some more books to recommend if you want to do some egg-stra reading.

[marval]

That would be good, I have also been reading some yolk stories

[excelsior-1]

shall i change my name to egg-celsior-1

[marval]

That would be appropriate, you will have to eggsamine the site to make sure nobody else is using it.

[excelsior-1]

of course.

that is to be eggspected

[marval]

I need a lie down I am eggzosted

[Psybbo]

What eggsactly is going on here?

[excelsior-1]

oh, shame

i thought you were an energetic city type - not just a country yolk-el

[excelsior-1]

sibton.

please join in, but there is a small fee ..how much can you shell out?

[marval]

Sorry I need to be fresh for night school so I can get eggucated.

[tonyav]

Reading this has eggstacted all my energy.

[Psybbo]

eggstracted, tony

[marval]

Well you have to be eggstra special to come on here.