Hormone Guide

[starone]

Here is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker (male) or significant other!

For those days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!

1. Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine.

2. Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: You sure look good in brown!
Safest: WOW! Look at you!
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.

3. Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck.
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.

4. Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.

5. Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that dressing-gown.
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.

[marval]

I like it lol

[tenrec]

Lovely!