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marval | 20:57 Tue 17th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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Two Harley Davidson riders, Nick and Joey, were riding through the country to go bear hunting.

They came upon a divider in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT".

So they shrugged and went back home.


In London there's a new service that delivers the morning-after pill to your home by bicycle messenger.

And to make sure you don't regret your decision, the pills will be delivered by a kid who is an obnoxious jerk.


Dean and Martin, both completely drunk, were going home one late night walking on railway tracks.

Dean: “This is the toughest flight of stairs I have ever taken.”

Martin: “Yeah, even the railings are so low.”


A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer...and a mop.


My Granddad was a fake blacksmith you know.

He worked in a forgery.


And don't forget.

A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.
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Love the BEAR LEFT one.
Lovely - I liked all those marval. Good ones.
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