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Men
1. Men are like Laxatives - they irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather - nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials - you can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores - their clothes are always 1/2% off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds - they take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
2. Men are like Bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather - nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials - you can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores - their clothes are always 1/2% off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds - they take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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"Good god Mark - it's only a joke, not true you know. Or perhaps you don't"
If this had been posted by a man about women there would have been all sorts to pay. Chauvanistic, misogynistic etc.
All that equlity brings is the right for a woman to be misandric and of course should a man complain we have no sense of humour because "its only a joke"
If this had been posted by a man about women there would have been all sorts to pay. Chauvanistic, misogynistic etc.
All that equlity brings is the right for a woman to be misandric and of course should a man complain we have no sense of humour because "its only a joke"
Star, I think it would be a shame to stop posting your jokes, as you've come up with some brilliant ones that have really brightened my day.
The problem with jokes is that there is nearly always someone or something who has to be the butt of them. People can laugh them off or get wound up - that's their choice.
The problem with jokes is that there is nearly always someone or something who has to be the butt of them. People can laugh them off or get wound up - that's their choice.
