A Bloke is...

[Jemisa]

~~~~~~~~ sitting at the bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The barmaid a little worried, asks him if he's ok. "No, I'm not ok," the bloke replies.

"I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend."

"Well," asks the barmaid, "what did you say to your wife?"

"Nothing. I'm not speaking to that bitch anymore."

"Well, what did you say to your best friend?"

"BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"

[maggiebee]

OMG