A little boy goes to his father and says " daddy how was I born"
The father answers " well I guess son you will need to find out one day, your mum and I got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then we set up a date via e-mail and met in a cyber cafe.. we sneaked into a room and googled each other. There your mom agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall , and since it was to late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop up appeared that said: