I met this girl...

[Jemisa]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~at the weekend and took her home to meet my dad.

He whispered to me, "Where the f*ck did you get her from, son?!

She"s cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she"s got no teeth!

"I replied, "There"s no need to whisper, Dad. She"s deaf as well."

[tonyav]

LOL it's a gud un.

[starone]

lol!!