i met this girl....

[bobtheturkey]

we went out for a drink, i said i would phone her but i sent a text instead by mistake to her sisters best mate who it turns out worked in the bar where we had the drink, now this girl then rang me and asked me would i go out with her cousins next door neighbour who it turns out is a mate of the girl i went to have a drink with, now this girl has a twin who seen me with said girl and told her twin who told her mate, now this mate fancies me but hasn't told me but she did tell her mum who i had a relationship with a few years ago, the mums best mate used to go out with my brother who use to go out with the other twin who is actually the hairdresser of my best friends neice what should i do?

[helliebobs]

stay single bob!

[kazzianne]

bob - you have got to be having a laugh?? or did you used to write Dallas scripts!! How complicated is this??

[bobtheturkey]

:)

[country_boy]

I'd change my number, move town and crack open a beer

[dot.hawkes]

i think i have the same hairdresser as your best friends niece, she told me about this, :)

[unruliejulie]

i think bob is taking the P out of some of the more, what shall we say, relationshipy type questions! You never know bob, one day you might really have such a dilema (if you're lucky!)

[jon1968]

Definitely keep the twins on the go ���..Mmmmmmmmm���!

[B00]

Who'd have thought that a man in Primark slacks would be this big a hit with the laaaaaaaaadies? ;-)

Is it your aftershave? You been splashing on the Brut 33 again?

[dot.hawkes]

It's the yellow jumper Boo, get's em going every time

[bobtheturkey]

no its my hush puppy slip on's auntie :)

[kick3m0n]

lmao ;o) Hi sexy Bob....xx

[bobtheturkey]

evening lick have you any sage words of advice as regards my dilemma? :)

[B00]

Yellow pullover, beige slacks and pull on Hush Puppy shoes...........

This is the type of man we only dream of marrying isnt it girls??? If only we'd waited.......;-)

[bobtheturkey]

i mean kick! bloody hell lmao

[B00]

Oooer @ Freudian slip there!

[bobtheturkey]

im always slipping in these slip on's lol

[Rubyrose]

You don't live in Albert Square by any chance do you? ;o)

[bobtheturkey]

you have rumbled me rubes im jim branning :) your already in it lol

[kick3m0n]

you want my advice Bob?....well, if I were you, I'd keep as many on the go as you possibly can, until the lies all catch up with you and your body has been ruined by too much sex.

Or, you could forget all those Trisha-bound hussies and run away with me ;o) I'll "lick" you.....lol

[kazzianne]

i'd say it was the pubic perm and bleach bob!! know what I mean!!